there is this girl named briall dang who is just a girl. she is only 18. she kept coming into subway to give me her phone number and i finally took it. i feel weird, because she is so young. i’m also flattered and can’t deny i’m interested. nobody has gone to that effort to get my attention in a really long time. we once smoked weed behind the store. she rolled us up a joint. she is very small and extremely cute. we talked about life. she has native american ancestry. she has a tiny body. she chants om mani padme hum. i’m excited. i hope it’s not creepy. she’s legal!