analogy::recreatæ

24 Aug 2009

2 notes

fluffkins:

Old housemates. Doobie, the black cat, and Ginger, the dog.
Ginger was afraid of everything too, like me. We got along O.K.

You stupid fucking bitch. Don’t mince words and avoid the truth, you adopted all these animals and couldn’t be bothered to take responsibility for them and left it up to me. Now Kiki is gone, Manly is dead and who knows where Ginger is. That’s your legacy for not having the honor to see your commitments through to the end.
You didn’t seem to give a shit about your mangy animals when you chose to skip town for the phony yuppie party to end all yuppie parties and pawed them off on me. I had the conscience to find them homes, but you left them for dead. I should have done the same to you and sold all your shit when I had the chance.
I wish this disgusting blog actually said on top, “DISCLAIMER: MY NAME IS ELIZABETH SKROBISZ AND I ABANDONED ALL THESE ANIMALS BECAUSE I’M A DESPICABLE EXCUSE FOR A RESPONSIBLE ADULT! DON’T ASK ME WHERE THEY ARE NOW BECAUSE I MADE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF IT! I SLEEP IN MY OWN FILTH! I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! MY BRAIN IS ROTTED FROM DXM AND HEROIN! I SMOKE INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE AND SPEND MY UNEMPLOYMENT ON DOPE BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING DRUG ADDICT LOSER! SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!” Don’t lie to yourself and to others, like these animals just happened to live with you. What you did was reprehensible. You are seriously a horrible human being.

Old housemates. Doobie, the black cat, and Ginger, the dog.

Ginger was afraid of everything too, like me. We got along O.K.

You stupid fucking bitch. Don’t mince words and avoid the truth, you adopted all these animals and couldn’t be bothered to take responsibility for them and left it up to me. Now Kiki is gone, Manly is dead and who knows where Ginger is. That’s your legacy for not having the honor to see your commitments through to the end.

You didn’t seem to give a shit about your mangy animals when you chose to skip town for the phony yuppie party to end all yuppie parties and pawed them off on me. I had the conscience to find them homes, but you left them for dead. I should have done the same to you and sold all your shit when I had the chance.

I wish this disgusting blog actually said on top, “DISCLAIMER: MY NAME IS ELIZABETH SKROBISZ AND I ABANDONED ALL THESE ANIMALS BECAUSE I’M A DESPICABLE EXCUSE FOR A RESPONSIBLE ADULT! DON’T ASK ME WHERE THEY ARE NOW BECAUSE I MADE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF IT! I SLEEP IN MY OWN FILTH! I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! MY BRAIN IS ROTTED FROM DXM AND HEROIN! I SMOKE INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE AND SPEND MY UNEMPLOYMENT ON DOPE BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING DRUG ADDICT LOSER! SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!” Don’t lie to yourself and to others, like these animals just happened to live with you. What you did was reprehensible. You are seriously a horrible human being.

analogy reblogged this from fluffkins and added:

You stupid fucking bitch. Don’t mince words...truth, you adopted all these animals and...
shetoldmesomemore liked this
fluffkins posted this

analogy::recreatæ

Notes